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Damien
Hirst's got his fish in a tank
some say it's art others think it's wank
Sarah Kent says he's doing quite well
you gotta make your art and you gotta sell
Tracey
Emin is a media whore
so what the hell's she crying for
everyone agrees her art is shit
she's made her bed now she lies in it
Duchamp
signed his old piss pot
it was anti-art you silly twot
now I think you've all lost the plot
you'd call it art if it was Sarah Lucas's snot
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Charles
Saatchi is the Svengali
he's in love with Mammon and appearing arty
he gave Damien the shark and told him to stuff it
but he'll go down in history as Thatcher's puppet
Now
the Turner Prize is run by a joker
who goes by the name of Sir Nicholas Serota
he wants to be weird and avant garde
but the poor old girl's just trying too hard
If
Turner was alive he'd be spinning in his grave
he'd raise his hand and give the two fingered wave
you think it's art but it's arse
to con you mugs isn't very hard
(c)
Childish 1996/2000
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